Bisexual people are plain selfish.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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