Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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