he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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