shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My butt remains clenched, sir.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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