I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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