After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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