Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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