Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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