i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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