party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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