no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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