I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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