Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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