TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Your penis caused this!
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