Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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