Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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