I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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