I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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