So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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