They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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