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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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