so that wasnt chicken after all
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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