he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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