YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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