I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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