Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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