I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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