...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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