That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She announced her abortion via fbk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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