Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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