would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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