i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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