Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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