Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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