Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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