is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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