need another drink. this is the easiest way
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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