I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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