see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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