Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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