he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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