I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm getting married
To pizza
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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