Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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