Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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