im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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