i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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This baby is an asshole
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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