In the future we'll all be gay
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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