Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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