Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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