all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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