Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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